8/12/2008

fecal ejection defensive maneuver

Today I was going to post the following in the MN Renaissance Festival 2008 google Group:
Katie; if you are the Katie and Aaron that live near Don I will at least be a familiar face as I've been in your house multiple times, and have even seen one of your dogs preform it's fecal ejection defensive maneuver. You and Aaron, are welcome to stay at my house as well, sans dog.
Good thing I didn't, since it's not the same people. It's Jamie and Aaron that live near Don and have the pootapulting dog. I don't know who the hell Katie and Aaron are.

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Yesterday while driving to the grocery store I saw a black guy in a Chevy Caprice Classic painted to look like the Dukes of Hazzard's General Lee. I think irony was lost on him.

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Sunday I thought I left my keys in my pants pocket and lost them while riding my motorcycle. I thought about how I would look for them, and then I remember the Jack Handy-ism:
When you loose your keys in a volcano, forget about them man, they're gone.
At least I think it was a Jack Handy-ism, but I can't find any evidence of it being so on the internet. If it isn't, I take full creative responsibility.
-Mikel

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